golden rule #549
please don’t talk to my dog whilst he is mid poo. i know he’s unbelievably adorable, even mid-hunch, but try to refrain from a “hi buddy!”
and i beg of you, mr. gary busey doppelgänger, stop trying to continue the conversation with “i can never tell if it’s poop or pee!” as i am bent over picking up said excrement. and that would be great if you didn’t nearly trip over yourself walking down the hill, twisted toward me trying to chit-chat, while i have nothing but a thin bag between my skin and what is about to be firmly planted on your face.
like i said. i know it’s hard.
Posted September 21, 2010 at 6:48pm
