observations of the game show network at 4am.
holy crap. have you ever seen the family feud circa 1976? it was hosted by a dude named richard dawson, aptly nicknamed “the kissing bandit”. yes, i had to research this on the interwebs because i was that disturbed. he literally kissed every female contestant on the show on the lips each and every time he got to them. it was pretty much the grossest thing you could have shown me last night at 4am. i mean, was this the norm back in 1976?? what if someone had a cold sore?? he would have transferred herpes ALL OVER THE PLACE!!! so. gross.
observation numero dos. lauren bacall was totally born a man. after the disturbance of the feud, a true game show gem came on. password. circa i don’t even know when because it was in black and white and lauren bacall was in her 20’s. and totally a guy. here are the tell-tale signs: she had a wicked adam’s apple, huge man hands, deep voice, blunt chin and broad shoulders. yes, i suppose she could have been a swimmer… and i suppose, smoking a few packs a day could make her voice that gravelly… but the man hands! the adam’s apple! lauren bacall is a man, baby. a very convincing, beautiful tranny, but a tranny the same. you go girl!
