Dear Clompy McClomperson,
Your heavy feet are the first thing to wake me up in the morning and the last thing to lull me to sleep at night. If you can’t find the decency to make your steps a little lighter, your gait a little less like Sasquatch, I might have to ride the elevator up one floor and stick this note on your door. Then it would be on. Like Donkey Kong.
xoxo,
You Suck
Posted March 6, 2010 at 9:02am
