so. jessica.

some people just don’t know when to give up.

dear mr. x,

hi. we are no longer friends on facebook. in fact, i ignored your first re-friending request last month. you should be able to figure that out, right? so why, praytell, are you insisting on sending me another friend request? i. don’t. like. you. i understand this may be hard to believe since i generally like everyone i come into contact with, but not you. you i do not like. you were cool and then became a major asshole. you need to disappear. quit trying to friend me. go away.

i feel better now.

ignore.

again.

xoxo,

quit friending me